Saturday, October 21, 2006

Dubai, we hardly knew ye...

Originally posted 2/23/06


Lots of uproar over the fact that the president approved of a sale of several U.S. ports to a company run by the country of Dubai, a country with financial connections to some 9/11 hijackers and Osama bin Laden.

Sure, it sounds bad, but let’s step back and look at the big picture here.

Dubai might have been a rascal before, but they’re harmless now. They’ve got to be. Michael Jackson lives there now.

With his white ass... or black ass... or whatever actual color his ass is mooching off of them, there’s no way they’d be able to financially support terrorism. They probably had to buy the ports as a desperate last attempt to avoid insolvency. Imagine the millions they had to spend on a new zoo and amusement park for his front yard. The millions that are going toward umbrellas and scarves for his children. Keep in mind, his daughter is dressing quite appropriately for the region now. It almost makes him a good father.

And apparently “baby dangling” is quite the revered sport around there.

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